Авторам удалось найти правильную интонацию, защищающую этот экзотический, неуживчивый на российской почве жанр от, казалось бы, неминуемой пошлости. Известия
Today, I went to the beachfront with my children. I found a sea shell and
gave it to my 4 year old daughter and said "You can hear the ocean if you
put this to your ear." She put the shell to her ear and screamed. There was
a hermit crab inside and it pinched her ear. She never wants to go back! LoL
I know this is completely off topic but I had to tell someone!